john s. hall
I'm a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, music that nobody else had heard, and art that nobody else has seen. I can't help it because I am so much more intelligent and well-rounded than everyone who surrounds me.
I stopped watching TV when I was six months old because it was so boring and stupid, and started reading books and going to recitals and art galleries. I don't go to recitals any more, because my hearing is too sensitive, and I don't go to art galleries any more because there are people there, and I can't deal with people because they don't understand me.
I stay home, reading books that insult my intelligence, and working on my work, which no one understands. I am sensitive.
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